A short quiz that is long and sucky actually
2004-01-29 | 12:42 p.m.

stolen from obscured:

first grade teacher's name: Mrs. Haskell

-last thing you said: "Hahaha, she's so awesome."

-last song you sang: "Work Me Lord" by Janis Joplin

-last thing you laughed at: My dad's inability to successfully to laundry.

-last time you cried: Reading the book you're about to ask me about. The description of the sunset was so vivid that I read it, cried, started the paragraph over, cried the whole way through, and then read it out loud to make sure it wasn't a dream.

.PRESENT.

-what's in your cd player: Jet - Get Born

-what color socks are you wearing: Invisible coloured HAHA DO YOU GET IT

-what's under your bed: An empty tequila bottle that needs to go, a manicure set I got when I was like 12, a box of old bathing suits from my swimming days and dance apparel that I cut up and use for other stuff, and a fireproof safe with my porn, booze, diet pills and some other naughty things. That I don't usre very much. For serious.

-what time did you wake up today: 12:08 pm.

.FUTURE.

-what is your career going to be: I better be a fuckin' dancer/choreographer. Who travels a lot. Then marries rich right in her prime.

-where are you going to live: Everywhere but america. I'm not the settling type.

-how many kids do you want: None until I was told I probably couldn't have any. Now of course I want like a zillion, and we're just gonna run around eating ice cream and going to the movies spending Daddy's money all day. I at least want one, I think we'd have a good time.

-what kind of car will you drive: Anything that is not an SUV, please.

.CURRENT.

-current hair: Very long, very disheveled (in an unattractive, I SERIOUSLY just got out of bed sort of way), very dark with rockstar bangs as described in the previous entry.

-current clothes: I really should have changed before I started this. Are you ready? Pink and purple satin drawstring pants, on BACKWARDS somehow, with butterflies all over them. A ribbed olive green cotton tank top. And a horrific red, white and black fleece housecoat that must have originally been made for midgets, because it fits just that well... not.

-current jewelry: Little seahorse studs in my ears (I'm big on funny stud earrings), A twisted navel ring, nipple barbell (again, see previous entry), and a silver chain around my neck with a little ballerina hanging from it. Awwww.

-current annoyance: Bruises along my side from when I fell down the stairs. People keep giving me concerned looks.

-current smell: Summer Berry herbal tea.

-current longing: To have a day of no dance and postpone my audition. I'd rather sit in the coffee shop all day reading the book you still haven't asked me about.

-current desktop picture: My little brother on a futuristic motorcycle at the Detroit Auto Show with my dad's gleaming head - I mean smile - behind him.

-current favorite music artist: Big Brother and the Holding Company

-current book: "In a Sunburned Country" by Bill Bryson. If you miss me in Australia, read it, it's so funny and descriptive and JUST DO IT

-current worry: Money and calcium deficiency

-current hate: That fucking Liz Phair song that's in every romantic movie ever.

-story behind your username: I got it from the Jackass nickname generator on their website, back in the day.

-current favorite article of clothing: Long live my the Who shirt! I can do no wrong in it.

-favorite physical feature on a boy: Their brains.

-one person you wish was here right now: Snoop Dogg. Because that would just be so fucking funny. What would we talk about?

-line from the last thing you wrote to someone: "Is my unda-wears showing? GROOD! I mean good. And great. Great and good."

-i am happiest when: I am planning something spectacular.

-i feel lonely when: I find something beautiful (like anything in Australia) and I don't have anyone to share it with, immediately. I don't mean this in a romantic sense; sometimes anyone will do, just so long as someone else sees whatever is so fucking cool.

-favorite authors: Get right outta town.

-do you think too much: Yes.

-if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be: Everywhere! Every place, one at a time, always!

-famous person you have met: I don't know man, I spent my summers as a kid kickin' around movie sets in Toronto. Billy Corgan, Meg White, the Strokes, everyone on the set of the X Men, Steven Wright... those seem to be fan favourites.

-favorite coffee: The biggest cup.

-favorite smell: Dewy morning. No shit, seriously, it reminds me of South Carolina and it just makes me really happy and thankful to be alive.

-what makes you mad: A lot of things, but forcing myself to think about them only makes me more mad and I'm not currently mad, so why bother.

-favorite way to waste time: Working. Oh, I mean, laying on the floor.

-are in currently in love/lust: Not with any one person, but lately I've got a whole lotta love in me.

-what's the craziest thing you have ever done: I am Captain Crazy over here. Just scan the entries and you'll see. I'm getting SO fuckin' tired of writing now, man. When I was 15 I drank almost 5 times the limit and I woke up in a hospital after being in a coma for 7 hours. People seem to think that's crazy, but I think that's just learning. So that is not my craziest feat.

-any bad habits: I swear a lot, when I think no one is listening, but somebody is more often than not listening and I look like SUCH an ass. I mean, a jerk.

-do you find it hard to trust people: Nope, but I always get disappointed when they let me down.

-last thing you bought yourself: A big box of Timbits (doughnut holes for all you non-Canadians) because I hosted a Timbit eating contest in my basement last night. But I tapped out laughably early.

-bath or shower: Shower, or maybe bath.

-favorite season: Spring, once it warms up, and then early summer. That transitional period.

-favorite color: Red, white, black, pink.

-favorite time of day: Early morning when it's quiet, mid day when it's busy, early evening when it settles down and you're getting ready to go out, late night when the good times happen, and early morning when you're pouring yourself into bed. It's a vicious cycle.

-any secret crushes: Eh, sorta, but not really.

.FASHION.

-how many coats and jackets do you own: My collection grows by the day.

-do you wear a watch: Yeah, the cheap ones, then the batteries die and I chuck them. Not currently.

-favorite pants color: Jeans.

-most expensive item of clothing: I don't own anything expensive. I kind of splurged on a hat last week that I didn't need, a houndstooth fedora, really funky.

.YOUR FRIENDS.

-do your friends know you: Some do. I choose the ones that know me.

-what do they tend to be like: The kind of people that don't ask that stupid kind of generalized question because they know it annoys me?

-can you count on them: Pschooooo.... maybe one or two. It doesn't really bother me though.

-can they count on you: Yeah, I think so.

.LAST.

-last book you read: The Berenstein Bears and the Messy Room, in Spanish.

-last movie you saw: Bring it On Again. Don't ask, and don't see it either.

-last movie you saw on the big screen: Win a Date with Dad Hamilton. HEY IT WAS FREE BACK OFF

-last show you watched on tv: Kids in the Hall

-last song you heard: "Work Me Lord" by JJanis Joplin.

-last thing you had to drink: Tea

-last thing you ate: I think some cheese.

-last time you showered: Yesterday morning.

-last time you smiled: A couple seconds ago. I smile a lot talking to people online.

-last time you laughed: A couple seconds ago when the person I was talking to told me to put my purse down and come drinking. At 1:30 pm on a Thursday.

-last person you hugged: My mom when she took me out to Subway yesterday.

-last person you kissed: Marissa! It was so cute!

-last person you talked to online: Arjun and Wilkes

-last person you talked to on the phone: my sister

.DO YOU.

-smoke: Sometimes, but not professionally.

-do drugs: I used to, but they don't really do much for me. Hugs not drugs man am I rite?!?!!11

-drink: Haha yes!

-sleep with stuffed animals: Lately, yeah, and I never have before, so that's kinda messed.

-have a dream that keeps coming back: No.

-play an instrument: Guitar and piano poorly and notbadly.

-believe there is life on other planets: Which planets?

-read the newspaper: Yes.

-have any gay or lesbian friends: yes

-believe in miracles: Yes, if you work towards getting them to happen in the first place. Nothing in life is undeserved.

-consider yourself tolerant: Mildly. Not of this survey. I sorta wish I hadn't started.

-consider police a friend or foe: Friends around here, foe in other places I hear.

-like the taste of alcohol: Yes. It tastes like fun.

-believe in magic: no.

-pray: Sometimes, but not really to anyone in particular. Just to get stuff off my chest. It can't hurt, right?

-go to church: On tours.

-have any secrets: oh yes.

-have any pets: A kitty creatively named Tigger. I would like to give mad props to my recently deceased Phishie Phat Name. You loved life, little guy.

-go or plan to attend college: University.

-talk to strangers: Yes. Not in a dumb "My friends ride around in shopping carts because we are wild hot topic rulez" sort of way though. I'm friendly.

-have any piercing: 4.

-have any tattoos: 2. Working on a backpiece currently.

-hate yourself: Sometimes, but it always goes away.

-wish on stars: I wish on fucking EVERYTHING!

All right eff this, I'm tired of writing, I've been at this dumb thing for an hour. That is me. Enjoy!

-S

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