Party like a sophmore, tap a little ass
2003-08-07 | 11:39 a.m.

Ow, my uterus hurts!

I showed my girlfriends my nipple ring for the first time last night. I've had it since February but I haven't showed a single person yet. In fact, I don't tell anyone. I told the people I work with at the piercing place, and my closest lady friends. I don't need rumours being spread about my secret wild life. Heh. Anyway, they were all completely fascinated. Michelle told me I had "the most gorgeous nipples ever". What, uh... the hell? Marissa said "SHIT! That's so... cute!!!"

2 nights ago I got reaaaaally drunk at a party. I called it my Comeback, since I have definitely not drank as much this summer as expected. I drank a mickey of Malibu, and that's 21 %. That's about 13 shots. Then I had a tall can of Blue and two Molson Canadians. No, I didn't vomit. Yes, I was hungover. I still got up for work though, baby. I functioned on an almost human level despite being on my period and hung over. The party I went to was hilarious, I was the oldest kid there for a while. Half of them were in Grade 11, and friends with my sister. As they got drunker and drunker, they confessed that they liked my sister more than me.

Ha HA.

The other half were in Grade 12, and I just graduated as you know. It was a great time, I felt pretty worshiped. It's fleeting, though, because in another two years I'll just be that creepy older kid that hangs out with the younguns when their friends are out of town.

So... fun fun fun. I saw a couple guys I went to school with there and we started a Big Kids circle. Within 20 minutes, there were tons of big kids there, and I must say it was a fun club to be in. The ironic part was that we just kept stealing booze from the younger kids. When cops showed up to herd us all inside, tons of kids immediately drop their bags. It's a fucking fact.

That's when you run around and collect. It was great!

Gagner was there, that kid is classic. I felt like I was 16 again. I guess I haven't moved very far in a year. But in another year, I'll be able to say I moved REALLY far, literally! Oh man, Australia is exciting.

Okay, time to do big people things, like take up jogging and wash the car. There's my update.

-S

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