Get a lisence or be prepared to break the law in the name of convenience for ME.
2003-08-22 | 12:20 p.m.

Fudge Oreos, where have you been all my life? Why did you take so long to come to me? I thought of making you when I was like 4, and you waited and waited but NOW YOU ARE HERE!!!

If there's one thing I learned about men from my numerous relationships - Uhhhnnn... I'm not fooling anyone. From my friendships, I've come to this conclusion: Don't date guys that don't drive, or at least have an active mode of transportation at hand. Seb, you don't count because you're awesome and you have a neat scooter.

But ladies and gaybies, trust me, find a man that knows how to get himself a ride or you will be hauling his ass all over town, and will probably want compensation for gas money when the relationship ends.

I'm not really sure where that came from.

-S

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