Brananza! (I got nothing.)
2004-01-23 | 3:19 p.m.

Enough cool stuff is happening lately, but none of it compares to the glory of the bra that I got today.

It's fiiiiiine.

Wow, I don't even know how to describe it, I think it's just one of those things that has an effect on you once you see it on. First of all it's awesome because I got it for free after buying bras at La Senza for the past, oh, FIVE YEARS. I finally got all my bra stamps and I got a free one, so naturally I got the most expensive one I could find after years of digging diamonds in the rough out of clearance bins.

It's deep red satin, very smooth in front and a deep V. It's really basic and I just think that's so hot; lace drives me mad when I wear it. It feels like you're wearing a bra made out of bugs, except it's lace. Ya herd?

Anyway, it's got some insane pushup mechanism that is just way beyond me. I think the cups are close together and the straps are shorter and somehow it pulls your goods up to about chin level.

It's fucking miraculous.

I look like I had a boob job, except a really nice boob job where you're the only one who knows you had a boob job. This is cool because I'm not really all about people getting boob jobs unless they have a serious confidence problem and it's not some underlying... stuff... ah I have to go to work, that's too in depth already.

Just know this: I got a new bra, for free, and it's a bra of epic proportions.

-S

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